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Cooper Lampe's
HOMEPAGE

NEW! creative developer & designer · transmitting from 1998

★ Everything here actually works. Go on — poke it. ★

👷 UNDER CONSTRUCTION — pardon our pixels! ⛏
You are visitor number since Jan 1, 1998 📈
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🗳 About Your Webmaster

Hiya! 👋 I'm Cooper Lampe — a creative developer & designer. I keep a homepage back here in 1998, where <blink> tags roam free and every site had a personality.

By day I make clean, modern interfaces. By night, apparently, I build THIS — by hand, for fun. Same guy.

✉ coops924@gmail.com  |  ICQ: 7-331-007  |  AIM: cooponline98

⚡ L33T SKILLZ
  • HTML 4.0 (handcrafted)
  • CSS & tableless dreams
  • JavaScript (no jQuery, we walked)
  • Design & pixel-pushing
  • Marquee tag connoisseur
  • Animated GIF curation

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